The day before yesterday was my birthday. Not just any birthday but the last birthday of my twenties. And I didn't even get to blow out candles on a birthday cake or have any cake because I'm in confinement. How pathetic. Maybe someone should get me a ginger cake or something. Nevertheless, I have the most precious gift for my birthday; baby Keagan. And one of my good friends actually brought me some ice blast fags. I know, I know... breast feeding & fagging aren't exactly the right combination but hey, a stick or two won't hurt. Moreover, it was my birthday!
|That'll be me when I touch a century old.|