A few days after Dear Hubby's birthday.....
Him : How come my ex-girlfriends didn't wish me happy birthday this year? They never fail to wish me every year.
Me : Which one? (half asleep)
Him : All of them!
Me : People move on in life. I don't wish my ex-boyfriendsss too (purposely emphasizing on the 'sss') unless I happened to remember their birthdays.... which I normally don't la.
Him : Maybe they're just afraid of you.
Me : Why??? What did I do?
Him : They're afraid you'll bitch about them in your blog.
Me : !!!