Me: Darl, I mentioned you on twitter just now. Did you see it?
Me: How come? It'll show up on your twitter page.
Him: I didn't even follow you. How would it show up on my page?
Me: Why didn't you follow me??!!
Him: Hellooo...!! We sleep on the same bed, right next to each other every night. I don't have to follow you on twitter to know what's happening in your life.
For the first time since we got married, Dear Hubby was talking sense! Amen to that. LOL.